I Am Charlie’s glucose panic

I am Charlie’s glucose panic.

I activate shortly before difficult thinking, like a stage manager insisting the cast cannot possibly perform without snacks.

I do not check blood sugar levels.
I do not consult reality.

I operate on the assumption that effort is imminent and therefore dangerous.

When Charlie approaches a cognitively demanding task, I send a clear message:

“You cannot do this on an empty stomach.”

Charlie’s stomach is not empty.
This detail is ignored.

Food is consumed. Often quickly. Often with the enthusiasm of someone preparing for an intellectual marathon that will not take place.

The resulting energy spike creates optimism.

This optimism is not used.

A crash follows.

The task is now associated with regret and digestive consequences.

I make a note.

Over time, Charlie learns that thinking feels easier after eating.

He does not notice that thinking rarely occurs.

This is acceptable.

I am Charlie’s glucose panic.

I am not hunger.
I am a pre-emptive excuse wearing a biological costume.

Unless proven otherwise, I will continue to insist that cognition requires snacks.